HOW TO COOK A DEER (not really funny)

"Look .. . . I was thirsty man, deal with it "

'Weeeeeee!!! Look at me I'm Yoda!

"Kid . . . You're askin' the wrong guy."

'Wasssup!!'

[sniff . . Sniff] . . . . "Oh, this part of the movie always makes me cry"

'Therrrz no way that was . . . [hiccup!] . .. . Juzzt milk . . . [hiccup] !'

'BUT I DON'T WANNA GO...!!!! AAAAaaaaaahahhhahh'

Wow, dude... I went through your bag, man, and I found this
Little bag of green stuff. So I totally ate it.
Awesome. Got any munchies? I can't feel my tongue.... Hahahaha

"Touch de duck.. I keel you."

"You want a piece of me? Bring it....!"

'I don't get it. Where's the milk?!'

'Bread! You're seriously giving me bread . . ?'

"This stupid bird's about to get a snot bath."

"I . . . Hate . You."

"It was only a little pee, why the 30 minute timeout?"

So Dad left when he found out about Mom and the Panda."